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They Only Have Two Rules In The Whole School: One, You're Not Allowed To Carry A Gun, And Two, You're Not Allowed To Walk On The Roof.
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They only have two rules in the whole school: One,
you're not allowed to carry a gun, and two, you're
not allowed to walk on the roof.
-- Reed College rugby coach Peter Carmine
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Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
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How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....