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They own a mountain? I thought only God could own a mountain.
"We got a good deal." -- Dennis Booker & Chick Sterling, Booke...
They pass best over the world who trip over it quickly
for it is but a bog- if we stop we sink. -- Queen Elizabeth...
They pay me to think... As long as I keep my mouth shut.
They politics like ours profess, the greater prey upon the less.
They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions of the duperies on which they live.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
They're all dead, Dave.
They're [androids are] perfect. Flawless, mentally and physically.
No weaknesses, perfectly disciplined. No vices, no fears, no faults....
They're baaack!
They're born pregnant, Jim; very efficient. -- Bone
They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
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