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They say the number of criminals is still rising. Where are we going to put them all?
Prisons and government are already overflowing....
They say there are two types of people who fly exclusively on Boeing plane
1) Boeing engineers. 2) McDonnell Douglas engineers....
They say there is strangeness, too dangerous, in our theatres and bookstore shelves.
Those who know what's best for us, must rise and save us from ourselves....
They say this fort was built 2000 years ago A man named James, carved his name in 1983.
Congratulations, James, now you're a dick for eternity... -- Too Much Joy...
They say we are Almost as like as eggs. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter's Tale -- Act i, Sc.
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They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
They say you can't do it, but sometimes that isn't always true. -- Casey Stengel
They say you don't really know a person until you've camped out with him.
Car-pooling serves the same purpose....
They say you shouldn't say nothin' about the dead unless it's good.
He's dead. Good. -- Moms Mabley...
They sent for me to come down to Washington in an airplane .
.. Sure enough, no sooner I got on the plane they strapped me down....

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