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• You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
• Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.
  Ah. Thankyou, Mr.B. But as we both know, it would be an utter lie....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
  ...Are you ill or something? -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr.
  Caesar'. -- Edmund, Sense and Senility...
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• These are volatile times, your Highness. The American Revolution lost your father the colonies, the French Revolution murdered brave King Louis, and there are tremendous rumblings in Prussia.
  Although that might be something to do with the sausages. -- Edmund : Sense and Senility...