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• What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
  We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
• I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination.
  Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. -- Jimi Celeste...
• When an eel bites your leg, and the pain makes you beg, that's a moray!
• Cats: Pit bull junk food.
• Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Never trust a pit bull named "Fluffy.
• Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
• All solutions breed new problems.