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• Attention: Unattended children will be sold as slaves.
• MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? No, Calvin.
  CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? No, Calvin....
• The 20th century pharoes have the slaves demanding work.
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• Scott: "I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." -- "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6.
• Pardon me, your horse is on fire!
• But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
• So easy to use a child can do it. Child sold separately.
• I would not have a slave to till my ground, To carry me, to fan me while I sleep And tremble when I wake, for all the wealth That sinews bought and sold have ever earn'd.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book ii, The Timepiece, Line 29...