They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby. I
think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that
way.
-- Rita Rudner
think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that
way.
-- Rita Rudner
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