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Ask them to list all 54 flavours, then order vanilla.
Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'll go for Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop every time.
.. -- Edmund : P...
Ask Troi, and do the opposite of what she says. -- Jeff R. Lamb, University of Illinois at Urbana
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being "frank.
A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A skunk walked by and my odor eaters went berserk with blood lust.
They tripped me, escaped from my loafers, and chased the skunk up a tree....
Ask where 's the North? At York 't is on the Tweed
In Scotland at the Orcades; and there, At Greenland, Zembla, or the Lord knows where....
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell" for an answer.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -- Fran Lebowitz

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