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Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
Asking when [Saddam Hussein] will be overthrown is like asking when the economy's coming back.
-- An aide to President Bush...
Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.
As Kirk was hoisting the Cup, Mark & Jennifer said "GO HABS GO!
Ask me about my extra chromosome
Ask me about my lobotomy.
Ask me about my vow of silence!
Ask me about space hamsters.
Ask me--I'm interactive
ASK ME I'm shy
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