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Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back.
-- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
Ask a wizard for help.
Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.
'" -- Da...
Asked from what country he came, he replied, "I am a citizen of the world.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Diogenes, vi...
Asked in rec.sport.volleyball Subject: FAQ Ok, I've seen this a bunch of times.
What the heck is an FAQ???...
Asked what he gained from philosophy, he answered, "To do without being commanded what others do from fear of the laws.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Aristotle, xi...
A skeleton, probably the remains of a luckless adventurer, lies here.
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) when informed that his wife was dying...

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