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• The last man in the tobacco industry with principle was Sir Walter Raleigh. -- Steve Alle
• Bart: Excuse me, my good man, I have $500 to blow. What have you got?
  Owner: Behold, the ultimate pog! [motions to Steve Allen album] Ba...
• Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself. -- Steve Alle
• Everyone, I think, remembers Voltaire's famous line about freedom of speech.
  The version of it that you are familiar with is actually based on a faulty translation....
• BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
  [flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
• I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets.
  That's how I lost my mind. -- Steve Alle...
• I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
  I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?...
• Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
  Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
• And we are told in the Scriptures that at the beginning of time the Lord said, "Let there be light.
  But I've checked this out with a number of eminent biblical scholars....