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Ask your cosmetics company if they have any make-up that is waterproof and not tested on laboratory fish.
-- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so -- J.S. Mill
Ask yourself why the New York subway system, alone among the mass transit systems of the world, has maps inside rather than outside the trains.
It's to force you to get on the wrong train in orde...
Ask your sysop for cat on crossnet!
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A slave has but one master; the ambitious man has as many masters as there are persons whose aide may contribute to the advancement of his fortune.
-- Jean de La Bruyere...
As leader, you should never forget those who are loyal to you.
You should hold parties for them regularly and have lots of whiskey (free) for them....
Asleep at the switch again?
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.

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