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  Of course, there are 4 million interesting people to talk to in NYC, and 78 in LA....
• I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.
  Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you....
• Human female: "Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo?
  Morbo: "Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York....
• People from Los Angeles don't trust the air they can't see.
• Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied
  You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat....
• You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles....
• Artist: This will be the art event of the century.
  The greatest masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David, on a coast-to-coast tour of United States....