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• By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
  .." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings, and lab equipment, Norm.
  ... Yes, curiosity killed these cats. -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• Birds of prey know they're cool. -- Gary Larson, The Far Side
• A cat killer? Is that a face of a cat killer? Cat CHASER, maybe.
  But hey -- who isn't?" -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
• Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon.
  On the other hand, no more `Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick....
• Some of the more environmentally aware dinosaurs were worried about the consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.
  "If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said....
• A man on a street corner, selling flowers, wearing sunglasses, holds a sandwich board that read
  Roses are red Violets are blue At least that's what they tell me Because I'm blind....
• Well, Mr. Cody, according to our questionnaire, you would probably excel in sales, advertising, slaughtering a few thousand buffalo, or market research.
  -- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...