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• You don't have to sit in a feminizt to know what it smells like.
• You don't have to sit on a Femagogues to know what * IT * smells like.
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• What the devil am I doing here? Sounds like our Captain.
  -- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
• Moe: Hey, Barney! What'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe!
  Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat....
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
  Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
• Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
• Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
  What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....