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• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• Well, you'd be angry too if you had a tree put a move on you as fast as that one did on me, which is why the car is totally ruined.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before.
  I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. -- Excerpt from insurance form....