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• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's cha
  Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential....
• It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead. Irish Proverb
• A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS: 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
  Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity....
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
  I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
• Never believe what a patient tells you his doctor said. -- Sir William Jenne
• There are no other colours without the blues. -- Doctor Who
• Old Boston laws prohibit taking a bath more than once a week or without a written prescription from a medical doctor.