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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
-- Steven Wrigh...
The other guy's tagline is always funnier.
The other line moves faster. -- Ettorre's Observatio
The other line moves faster. This applies to all lines- bank, supermarket, tollbooth, customs, and so on.
And don't try to change lines. The Other Line- the one you were in originally- will then move...
The other lines move faster. -- Ettore's Observation If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
-- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation ...
The other major kind of computer is the 'Apple,' which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama new-age computer that you basically just plug in and use.
This means you don't get to participate...
The other Messenger's called Hatta. I must have TWO, you know -- to come and go.
One to come, and one to go. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the F!
CK is my ROOF ?!?" -- Pat Calitri...

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