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• The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
• I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
• Dial-a-Prayer hung up on me. -- Jackie Verno
• Girls now say what they think. I was with one the other night.
  Two in the morning she told me to go to a sex clinic....
• Nymphomaniac: A girl that can only count up to sex...
• Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!
• I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
  It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other pedestrians nudging me to cross the street....
• I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana.
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...