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The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
.. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
The other day I put my wrists in front of my eyes. I had Carpal Tunnel Vision Syndrome.
The other day I saw a Headline from a couple of years back
Bush Wants a 'Revolution' in Schools." So *that's* where the guns are coming from!...
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
The other day I went to the stationery store, but it had moved.
The other day my wife brought home a toy for our baby boy.
It was a small wooden mailbox with three openings in i...
The other day someone asked me what I thought about the JFK assassination.
I replied "There was a coverup. It worked."......

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