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• I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
• The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....