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The other best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle....
The other day along the road I saw a sign which said "Deer Crossing.
Until that very time it never occurred to me that deer were Catholics....
The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him.
I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many time...
The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
The other day I heard that sponges grow in the ocean.
Can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't? -- Steven Wrigh...
The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh

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