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• Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sponges grow in the ocean... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper they'd be if that didn't happen.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
• The other day I.... No, that wasn't me. -- comedian Steven Wrigh
• The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
• How young can you die of old age?" -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
  .. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...