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The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. -- Emerso
The ornament of beauty is suspect, A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet lxx...
Theory: A hunch with a college education. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Theory guides, experiment decides.
THEORY Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...
heory: n. The consensus, idea, plan, story, or set of rules that is currently being used to inform a behavior.
This usage is a generalization and (deliberate) abuse of the technical meaning. ...
Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
THEORY: System of ideas meant to explain something, chosen with a view to originality, controversialism, incomprehensibility, and how good it will look in print.
The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

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