The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper
bag. And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket.
-- Lily Tomlin
bag. And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket.
-- Lily Tomlin
Related:
- Mathematicians are the least expensive researchers to support.
All they need is pencils, paper, and a wastebasket... - The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut... - If I throw a dog into a bag,
is it a doggie bag... - Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet
parakeet,
just swallowed a cherry bomb. It wasn't lit, but I've... - Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery... - All the sex appeal of a wet
paper bag... - Couldn't think his way out of a
paper bag... - Well, I started to make a clock from one of those "build a working paper
clock" books,
but I got carried away. It's now a complete working... - Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Lily...
From the same category:
- Symptomatic,
but not contagious... - it is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences,
each dependent upon its predecessor and each simple... - I don't like it (Quantum Mech.), and I'm sorry I had anything
to do with it.
Erwin... - Writing is the only profession
where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
Jules... - As my friends will tell you, I have an very good memory.
It just isn't very long. -- Keneth...
