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The only unnatural sexual act is the one that which you cannot perform.
-- Dr. Alfred Charles Kinsey...
The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy.
The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. -- William Hazlitt (1778-1830)...
The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
The only way for a rich man to be healthy is, by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor.
-- Sir William Temple...
The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edward...
The only way round is through. -- Robert Fro
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. -- Ed Howe
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it. -- Pridham's Law of Golf
The only way to be good at everything you do is to only do the things you are good at.

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