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The only time our girls looked good at the Munich Olympics was in the village discotheque between 9 and 11 every night.
The only time to say to someone; "Have a nice day," is when you have already rendered them completely speechless with rage and anger.
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it comes as a result of our own incompetence.
-- Dr. Hfuhruhu...
The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works. -- William Strong
The only tool diplomacy has is language. -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon," stardate 5423.
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The only truly indigenous American inventions are Thanksgiving turkey and fingerfucking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnso...
The only truly irreplaceable thing is time.
The only truly multitasking thing in Windoze '95 is the debit-from-VISA-card() routine while browsing through the Microsaft NetWork.
-- Yoshi...
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
-- Eugene H. Spafford...
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
-- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)...

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