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The options described above interact with each other in strange and as yet to be defined ways.
-- Unix Manual, pr(1)...
The opulence of the front office is inversely proportional to the fundamental solvency of the organization.
-- Law of Institutio...
The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs through the arched roof in words deceiving.
The order and connection of ideas is the same as the order and connection of things.
Theorem: All programs are dull. Proof: Assume the contrary
i.e., the set of interesting programs is nonempty....
Theorem: Every horse has an infinite number of legs Horses have an even number of legs.
Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore legs....
THEOREM: VI is perfect. PROOF: VI in roman numerals is 6.
The natural numbers < 6 which divide 6 are 1, 2, and 3....
THEORETICAL ASTRONOMERS only *think* about i
Theoretical physicist - a physicist whose existence is postulated, to make the numbers balance, but who is never actually observed in the laboratory.
Theoretical physicists tend to assume that Nature isn't as malevolent as our pure mathematical examiners.

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