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• The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it. -- Pridham's Law of Golf
• A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
  Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game....
• Gun control: Hitting what you aim at. -- Author Unknow
• The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. -- Dale Carnegie
• flog spelled backward is golf, and viceversa. -- Flog's law
• The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following
  Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road....