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• The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down. KENT
• A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
  -- H. L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956...
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered
  there is only error to be exposed. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), "Prejudices, Third Series", 1922...
• Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke