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The only good thing about growing older - it beats the alternative.
The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross, and all she ever made was a flag.
-- Mae We...
The only guarantee of the Bill of Rights which continues to have any force and effect is the one prohibiting quartering troops on citizens in time of peace.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), 1951...
The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics.
The only idea that ever came to me while shaving was to grow a beard. -- Jim Fiebig
The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race. -- Fowler's Note
The only important result of a meeting is agreement about next steps. -- Charles Wolf, Jr.
The only insect that can beat its wing over 130,000 times a minute is the midge - a mosquito look-alike.
The only insect that can lift 50 times its own weight is the ant.

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