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The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. -- Doug Larso
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. -- Joe Anci
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
The only ones who have a right to live are those not yet born. -- Yossarian, Rio Bisbee Band
The only ones who seem to object to nudity are those who haven't tried it yet. -- Irvin S. Cobb
The only one who can tell you "you can't" is you. And you don't have to listen.
-- Nike advertiseme...
The only one who's good to me, is Santa Claus, a fantasy.
The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....

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