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The only good Democrat, is an unemployed democrat!!
The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better is a dying elf who'll tell you where it's friends are.
-- popular Orc proverb, as related by the future Mrs. Stilt Ma...
The only good feminizt is terminally inconvenienced.
The only good government is a bad one in a hell of a fright.
The only good histories are those that have been written by the persons themselves who commanded in the affairs whereof they write.
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book ii, Chap. x, O...
The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)...
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. -- Socrates (470?-399 B.C.)
The only good Mac is a big Mac.
The only good Smurf is a dead Smurf.

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