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The only reason so many people came to his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
-- Sam Goldwyn on Louis B. Maye...
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. -- Paul Fix
lt;*>{}<*> The only reason you remember your name &l
*>{}<*> <*>{}<*> is because everybody keeps yelling at you....
The only reason you wear that mustache is because you're too cheap to buy scissors. -- Pat Coope
The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Friendship...
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The only safety for the conquered is to expect no safety. -- Vergil (B.C. 70-19)
The only sense I can make out of having kids is it's a good way to become a grandparent.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change- and we all instinctively avoid it.
-- E. B. White...
The only sin passion can commit is to be joyless.

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