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• The troll is nowhere to be seen.
• Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
• GoAT // [Usenet] Abbreviation: "Go Away, Troll". See troll.
• Tame a troll and it will learn you fighting.
• The troll refuses to let you cross.
• Troll Appreciation Society, join today!!
• Troll-O-Meter n. Common Usenet jargon for a notional instrument used to measure the quality of a Usenet troll.
  Come on, everyone! If the above doesn't set off the Troll-O-Meter, we're going to have to get him to run around with a big blinking sign saying `I am a troll, I'm only in it for the controversy and flames' and shooting random gobs of Jell-O(tm) at us before the point is proven....
• Gluttony is not one of the troll's vices. Avarice, however, is.
• Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.