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• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
• There's one good thing about your life. It's only temporary.
• I'm growing older, but not up. -- Jimmy Buffe
• There's nothing wrong with growing older, but where does it lead?
• There is nothing quite so flattering as being 28 and having someone demand two forms of identification before you can be sold a drink with alcohol in it.
  About the only thing that beats this sensation is being asked for documentation that you actually do qualify for a senior citizens discount....