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The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, The Taming...
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
The only real problem in life is what to do next.
The only real training for leadership is leadership. -- Anthony Jay
The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and Over and Ove...
The only reason God built the world in seven days is that he didn't have legacy systems.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
-- Erma Bombeck...

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