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Then there was the Millet guy who was so dumb that he couldn't tell you which way an elevator was going if you gave him three guesses.
Then there was the workaholic who was arrested for resisting a rest...
Then they have to come out, and cut you off with a blowtorch.
(on the hazards of licking a cold flag pole)...
Then to side with Truth is noble when we share her wretched crust, Ere her cause bring fame and profit, and 't is prosperous to be ju
Then it is the brave man chooses, while the coward stands aside...
Then to the spicy nut-brown ale. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- L'Allegro, Line 100
The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war. -- Edward Abbey
The number any answer may be multiplied to make it correct. -- Tillman's Consta
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.
-- John Calki...
The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct. -- Ralph Hartley
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.

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