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The old proverb was now made good, "the mountain had brought forth a mouse.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Agesilaus II...
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle "hair restorer.
He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried...
The olive grove of Academe, Plato's retirement, where the Attic bird Trills her thick-warbled notes the summer long.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Regained, Book iv, Line 244...
The Oliver North virus Turns your printer into a document shredder. -- New viruses on the block.
Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it.
The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner. -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
heology: n. 1. Ironically or humorously used to refer to {religious issues}.
2. Technical fine points of an abstruse nature, esp....
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity. -- Oscar Wilde
The one common trait of talk shows is the fact that most of the guests have done something most of us consider unspeakable.
The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
-- Seit's Law of Higher Educatio...

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