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The obvious is always least understood. -- Clemens Wenzel Lothar Metternich-Winneburg
The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted...
The ocean is the ultimate solution.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
The odds are 6:5 that if one has late classes, one's roommate will have the earliest possible classes.
The odds are a million to one against your being one in a million.
The odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
-- Paul Dickson -- Rowe's Rule...
The odds of our neighbors having a loud all night party is directly proportional to how much you need a good night sleep.
The offender never pardons. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Jacula Prudentum
The offer that is "too good to be true" is also too good to be legal.

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