Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Then somebody spoke, and I went into a dream....
Then soon with the emblem of truth overflowing, And dripping with coolness, it rose from the well.
-- Samuel Woodworth (1785-1842) -- The Old Oaken Bucke...
Then the first thing will be to establish a censorship of the writers of fiction, and let the censors receive any tale of fiction which is good, and reject the bad
and we will desire mothers and nu...
Then the Lord himself spoke and said: "If you can grasp what is meant by this, you will be delivered from the fear of Endings.
So do not cease from searching. Yet, remember this; when you find tha...
Then the omnipotent Father with his thunder made Olympus tremble, and from Ossa hurled Pelion.
-- Ovid (43 BC) -- Metamorphoses, i...
Then there is the man who found the donkey with the IQ of 141.
The poor donkey has no friends, since no one likes a smart ass....
Then there is this character who is very religious, so much so, in fact, that he wears stained glass bifocals.
Then there is this item about Jim Kloker, a farmer near Arenzville, Illinois.
He had a concrete deer permanently placed in his front yard....
Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...
Then there was the angry man who flung himself from the room, flung himself from the house, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
-- Stephen Leacock...

< previous

7233