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  But will man ever walk on her fertile surface?...
• After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
  Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
  Have the shrimp cocktail instead. -- "Miss Piggy...
• Lord Percy...it's up to you. Either you can shut up.
  ..or you can have your head cut off. -- Queenie : Chai...
• Uh, Count, far be it from me to query this lady's competence as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle.
  -- Romana, Androids of Tara...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• Since we began restoring pride in the United States of America.
  .. flag sales have taken off. -- President George Bush...