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The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The older I get, the smarter my parents were. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwa...
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), Prejudices, Third Series", 1922...
The older the cat, the longer the claws!
The older the whine, the more sour the grapes.
The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...

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