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• The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.
  -- Ralph Hartley...
• The number any answer may be multiplied to make it correct. -- Tillman's Consta
• pseudoprime n. A backgammon prime (six consecutive occupied points) with one point missing.
  This term is an esoteric pun derived from number theory...
• There are no unimportant acts of kindness.
• Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
• Facts are God's arguments, we should be careful never to misunderstand or pervert them.
  -- Tyron Edward...
• Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine?
  Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa...