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• THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
• How do you uncover greatness in a city so poor that a man will provoke another man into an argument just so that his donkey can be eating the other man's grass while they argue?
• Asset: A very small donkey.
• Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
• A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
• Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey.
• ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
  In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the Senator, and everywhere the Donkey....
• The way to get more mules is to mate a male donkey with a female horse.
• A mule is only as good as the horse that fathered it and as smelly as the donkey that bore it.