Then There's My Fat, Obnoxious Cousin, Roweena. When She Walks Through The Living Room, The Radio Skips.
Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the
living room, the radio skips. She says she just retains water, and I say,
"So does the Hoover Dam."
-- Jeff Foxworthy
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....