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• So much they talked, so very little said.
• Bolger wears a hat so he knows which end to wipe!
• Bush wears a hat so he knows which end to wipe!
• I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in church. -- London Lee
• finn v. [IRC] To pull rank on somebody based on the amount of time one has spent on IRC.
  The term derives from the fact that IRC was originally written in Finland in 1987....
• He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie. -- Neil Simo
• I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. -- Butch Cassidy
• Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love
  Husbands and wives who can't communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on....