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Arrange your life so that you don't have to be present.
ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.
God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh....
Arriving home, they learned that Glenn and Edna Catwomb had been slain by maniacs.
-- Beatiful Stories for Ugly Childre...
Arriving with a large box of paper at a local recycling depot, I was reprimanded for not separating the paper of color from the white trash.
Arrogance is too often the companion of excellence. -- Fox on Powe
Arrogant dragon will have cause to repent.
Arrow pointing to the bottom of the door and the text "Exit for Limbo Dancers".
-- Seen somewhere in ladies room in Freiburg/Germany...
ARRRGGHH!!!! ... (The sound of someone actually learning something)
Arrr, me 'earties!

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