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• I am a person of color: My color is White
• White Castle hamburgers are the reason that toilet paper exists...
• A white wall is the fool's paper. French Proverb
• If the kids today did the same things I did when I was a kid at Halloween, it would be reported in the paper as the act of a local terrorist.
• A company in California has started to market "camouflage toilet paper" for use in the woods and plans to run testimonials from hunters who claim they have been shot at while using ordinary toilet paper (by hunters who mistook them for white-tailed deer).
  -- from 'News of the Weird" in the San Jose Mercury New...
• The fate of the country... does not depend on what kind of paper you drop into the ballot box once a year, but on what kind of man you drop from your chamber into the street every morning.
  -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)...
• Programming for money sucks... you have to deal with PHBs, 16 hour days, and spending the night in your cubicle half of the time to avoid the Commute From Hell.
  .. I minored in Journalism, so I tried to switch into a job as an IT pundit....
• Where's the toilet paper? I have to take a Limbaugh.
• Repossessing stuff is the hardest part of my job. -- Man from the Repo Depot, "I Married Marge