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ARTHUR: Go on, Bors, chop its head off. BORS: Right.
Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming up. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
.. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
Arthur, I have to tell you something very important over in that pub.
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
.. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....
ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
.. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
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